Risky Business

I'm all for giving children chores...but putting baby to work, with power tools no less, seems a little—how should I say it—risky.

Dancing on the Ceiling

Oh, oh what a feelin'! Daddy gives Mommy the fright of her life with a newborn dance party. Baby didn't shoot out of his arms and end up hitting the ceiling, but only by some miracle!  

Tree Hugger

Wow, the world sure looks different from up here in this tree.  Why am I up here? I have no clue.
Good thing my Daddy has a firm grip on me. 

Cooking Class

Daddy is eager to give Baby her first cooking lessons, starting with the knives!!!  Please girl, listen to Mommy and let's look but not touch.

On the Edge

I'm sure baby will be ok teetering on the edge of the desk in this bumbo while I play video games. He won't be cold while he is naked in front of the air conditioner. Nope.

Blue Ribbon Baby

I'm all for Baby having his first beer with Daddy; I just thought he'd hit a few other milestones first. Like, say, walking, becoming potty trained, learning to read, etc.

Double Duty Daddy

Annihilating aliens while bonding baby boy = talented multitasker.